The Pacman Cometh Back

Adam "Pacman" Jones has been removed from Commish Goodell's version of purgatory and reinstated to play week 1 for the Cowboys.  Dallas is of course a fine city for the strip club type entertainment that he enjoys, but what about when he's on those road trips and needs something to do when breaking curfew?  We take a look ahead at places where Pacman may be making it rain thanks to the reviewers on Yelp.com.

Philadelphia 12/28

Rick's Cabaret

According to Stephanie... "Apparently there have been significant renovations done since its previous incarnation and the place is actually quite nice. There's a big main stage with three poles and another smaller stage toward the back in the sports bar area. (Even though there's a designated "sports bar" section, the hockey play-offs were showing on flat screens all over the club.) There's also a (tiny) steakhouse inside too. "

Washington DC 11/16

Camelot Show Bar

Apparently not much for titty bars in the nation's capitol because the Yelpers have only given this place 2.5 stars.  Tina says the girls aren't that great looking and don't dance much.  Maybe Pacman catches the Acela back to Philly or something?

Cleveland 9/7

Powerhouse Pub

Again, another 2.5 star venue.  Oh, wait!  It's a male revue... nevermind!  Boring night in Cleveland for the Pacman.

Green Bay  9/21

Uh-oh!  Nothing!

Here's what I see happening... Pacman calls Marquis Jets and charters a flight to Windsor, Ontario where it's almost like Vegas except for being cold as hell.  

Arizona  10/12

Babe's Cabaret in Scottsdale

Jenna Jameson is the operator of this flesh palace.  Steven S. says that if you want to get a bunch of glitter and a heavy layer of cocoa butter on you, then get a lap dance from one of these bitties.  Karen U liked it there though.

St. Louis  10/19

Penthouse Club in East St. Louis, IL

Jozo B. describes the crowd as business people, tweakers, whatever and whoever.  He also advises to bring cash or be prepared to pay a $20 fee.  That ain't right man!

New York 11/2

Penthouse Executive Club, Hells Kitchen

This venue is as renown for it's fine dining as it is for it's strippers.  The place may actually be too classy for Pacman.  It's pricey too, Peter A. reports that the 2 hour open bar package for 8 ran then $1,024.  Ouch!  But he states that the "hispanic/latin women were off the hook... best lapdancers ever!"

Pittsburgh 12/7

Blush

John F. reports that the talent was five stars and Patrick M. reports that the girls get totally naked.  Pacman, they'll hold a seat for you man!